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Hi, my name is Maggie. I'm seventeen years old. I love cute things, yoga, fruit, daisies, and psychology.
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"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?"

For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Realist shit you’ll ever read.

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agentbartowski:

smashing-bricks:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

i hope she stabbed him repeatedly and then looked forward and dramatically said, “order up.” 

agentbartowski:

smashing-bricks:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

i hope she stabbed him repeatedly and then looked forward and dramatically said, “order up.” 

(Source: redsuspenders)

— 9 hours ago with 74975 notes
Things to remember

bzedan:

  • You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
  • A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
  • Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
  • Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.

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— 9 hours ago with 28859 notes

magnifysuccess:

eating soup is like putting a warm hug inside my tummy and i love it

this is the only reason i actually like alcohol

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— 9 hours ago with 15 notes
hypnoskid:

THAT BABY IS SO CUTE OMG

hypnoskid:

THAT BABY IS SO CUTE OMG

(Source: lyricallyblessed3, via pizza)

— 18 hours ago with 229824 notes

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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— 18 hours ago with 35473 notes

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

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— 1 day ago with 99293 notes
sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

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— 1 day ago with 31565 notes
Is anybody listening?: grade school sex-educationyou will get your period one day,and you... →

grade school sex-education

you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed

every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get breasts soon after

or before—it’s different for everyone,
and you…

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— 1 day ago with 1345 notes
#i'm 17 and i just had to research autonomy 
le-revenant:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

there are two kinds of people

le-revenant:

pathwalker:

rasputin:

This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.

we can finally power the world with periods

there are two kinds of people

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— 1 day ago with 223271 notes

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

that doesn’t mean they thought good things

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— 1 day ago with 32092 notes
Spongebob is my life…

funeralformyfat:

He works out:

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He has nice legs:

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He loves food:

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He has a silly best friend:

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He has bad days:

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But most days he is fancy:

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He does his homeworking painfully slow:

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Has an irrational fear of math:

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He is a ray of sunshine even around grumpy people:

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And he has style:

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— 1 day ago with 1750 notes